Tim: I don't think it's fair that women make up all these quizzes about men, so I made up this little quiz about women.
Jill: Like my "How does you mate rate" test?
Tim: Yeah. I'm gonna call it, "Is your life more rife with strife because of your wife?"
Jill: Which scientific minds came up with this one?
Tim: Me and a couple of guys at work. You know, Howie, Leroy, Moose...
Jill: Moose? Isn't he that crane operator who rides a motorcycle and has, like, a tattoo on his shoulder?
Tim: Yes. But he has some very strong feminine sides. We came up with a rating system. It goes from "cave woman" to "Bambi the love goddess."
Jill: "Bambi the love goddess?" I take it there aren't any math questions on this quiz.
Tim: You got that right.