Tim: Enough foolishness, though. But with a lathe, you can build your own bat.
Al: Yes, and tailor it to your own individual grip.
Tim: That way, you know you and the bat are compatible. Unlike a woman. Who has to take a quiz out of a magazine to figure out who she's compatible with. [feminine voice] "If my husband was a pie, what kind of pie would he be?" I'm not a pie! Men aren't pies. Are you a pie, Al?
Al: Well, I'm a Pi-sces.
Tim: Thank you, Al. Men know what I'm talking about. I'm right. We don't have to... we don't have to go through a quiz to figure out who we like. We see a woman, we go, "Do I wanna take a bath with her, or introduce her to my sister?"
Al: That's Tim Taylor, c/o Tool Time, PO Box 327...
Tim: Give it a rest, Al. Al, give it a rest.