Tim: I know what I'm doing here. I'm gonna remodel it to maximize every square inch of that thing. Look what I ordered for you at the Furniture Barn today.
Jill: What did you order for me at the Furniture Barn today? [Tim whistles] A Super Goliath modular closet system.
Tim: Oh-ho-ho. Chrome shelves, tubular steel rods at top and bottom. All the rivets are hidden, you can't even see... Matte-black finish everywhere. It's got seven drawers in the middle of it.
Jill: Tim, I just need someplace to hang my blouses. This looks like an offshore oil rig.
Tim: Oh, yeah. Just like the North Sea, where the men smell like fish. [grunts]