Quote from Al in Let's Did Lunch
Tim: Remember to make the final strokes with just the tip of your brush. That way, you'll end up with a beautiful finish, just like on this American walnut cabinet. Al: Tim, it's not American walnut. It's English walnut. Tim: Wrong, Al. That's American walnut. Al: I don't think so, Tim. Pardon me. [lowers his respirator and sniffs the cabinet drawer] English walnut. Tim: [sniffs Al] American bearded nut. Al: I've trained myself to distinguish wood not only by sight and feel, but also by smell. Tim: And smelling wood must come real handy at parties, huh? Al: As a matter of fact, Tim, it does. Tim: If you're a beaver. Al: If you were lost in the forest in the middle of the night, you'd be grateful for this talent because you could sniff your way back to safety. Tim: Or you could buy a cellular phone.