Quote from Jill in Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Jill: You know, we don't have to itemize. It basically just says that if I die you get everything... and if you die I get everything. Tim: My stuffs so much cooler than your stuff. If you die, what do I end up with? That weird little pig oven mitt and that blender. If I die, you get the Binford 18-piece chisel and punch set. Jill: Oh, well, now you see why I'm so desperate to get this down on paper. Tim: But let's say I die and you remarry a young stud named Paco who's a bullfighter in Mexico. Then what happens? Jill: I learn Spanish.