Tim: Thank you very much. And welcome once again to Tool Time. I'm your host, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. You all know my assistant, Al "I'm Always Free on Saturday" Borland. Boy, am I revved up about today's show. We've got a killer project coming up. Not some wimpy project, but something every red-blooded kidney- stone-passing American male dreams of. [grunts]
Al: And what would that be, Tim?
Tim: See! Even Al's excited about this one. There is nothing like renovating a house top to bottom. Oh, yeah.
That's why this week, today we begin our project house. Oh, yeah. Out with the old, in with the new. Tear down the past, put up the future. One of my better ideas. I don't know how I keep thinking of this stuff, Al.
Al: Perhaps from watching Bob Vila every week...
Tim: Anyway, let's take a look at these. Here are some ideas that might give you ideas about putting your home back in shape. Here's your typical '30s Craftsman home. Oh, yeah, look at that. And here's after a crafty redo. Ohh... look at that. Here's your typical '50s bungalow. [grunts] Not so nice. Here's a beautiful remodel on that. Hey, yeah... And here's a little shack I found. And look what I did to it over the weekend without any help from Al. [sitar plays as Tim holds up a photograph of the Taj Mahal]