Jill: Hi, honey. Is this the jacket you wanted? [Tim hugs Jill and groans] I guess I should kick you out of the house more often, huh?
Tim: If I ever say it's hard living with you, just say one word. Al!
Jill: It's that bad, huh?
Tim: His mother recorded his whole life on videotape. Last night it was three hours of "Muskie fishing with Uncle Phil."
Jill: Urgh.
Tim: Do you know that in the seventh grade he built a replica of the Washington Monument with Popsicle sticks?
Jill: Well, lots of kids do stuff like that.
Tim: It was life-sized! Last night it was "Al - The Early Years." Tonight... "Puberty. Starring Al."