Brad: But when you and Mom kiss, do you ever bump noses?
Tim: Are you kiddin'? We got the tilt thing down. When you kiss a woman, you gotta lean to one side, she's gotta go the other side, so you don't mash noses. Unless you could find a woman whose nose is big enough you could fit right into it. Listen...
Brad: Dad...
Tim: Don't rush into this kissing thing, OK?
Brad: That's what Mom said. She said I'm too young.
Tim: She's right. She's really smart. We didn't start kissing till last week.