Quote from Tim in Al's Fair in Love and War
Jill: My diary's not in there. Tim: I'm not looking for your diary. Jill: Yeah, I saw you not looking for it. You're not gonna find it because I hid it. And if by some chance you do find it, swear to me that you will not touch it. Tim: I swear on my son's head, I will not touch your diary. And if I do... may he go bald. Randy: Right, Dad.