Tim: Honey, they double dared him.
Jill: So?
Tim: So, our son was challenged. He met the challenge and he's earned their respect.
Jill: Oh, I see. So if these kids tell him that he should jump off a cliff he should do that?
Tim: Ooh, you'd need a bigger bike for that. This is a pretty common thing for kids. Oh, when I was young, ten years old, they're dredging Quarton Lake, my buddies challenged me to jump off of a dock into three feet of mud naked. And I did it. To this day, do you know what they call me?
Jill: The village idiot?