Quote from Tim in What About Bob?
Tim: Hi, Clarence. What's your problem? Clarence: [on the phone] My wife is always changing her mind where pictures should be hung. Tim: Hey, we can't help with that. Women can never make up their minds, can they? Clarence: Tell me about it. Our walls are so full of holes, they're starting to look like Swiss cheese. Got any ideas? Tim: Oh, yeah, I'd slap some ham on that wall and have a sandwich. [laughs] Uh... you know, the cheese and...