Quote from Jill in Up Your Alley
Tim: I hope the ball gets to the pins before the lanes close, hon.
Jill: Please, please... Yes, yes!
Mark: You knocked them all down!
Jill: Yes, honey. That's called a strike.
Tim: You didn't knock them down. They dropped dead from boredom.
Jill: Hey, it doesn't matter how they get down, as long as they get down.
Tim: Wait a minute. What's this, "We're not gonna compete. We're just here for fun"? What's this all about?
Jill: Well, I'm not keeping score here. I'm just writing down that I got a strike. If you like, I can write down that you got a "one".