Tim: Anyway, next time, Al and I will show you how to complete the entire bookcase. And that brings us to the Tool Time tip of the day: housecleaning. Oh, I can hear the guys out there going, [inquisitive grunt] "Get the wife in here, Tim. So she can hear this." No, no, no, men. Housekeeping, housecleaning. House-taking-care-of is like shop maintenance. It's for men, too. Men, it's the '90s. We should share in the housecleaning responsibilities, right? [audience are silent] I didn't hear anything. You know, I'm judging from the lack of enthusiasm that you men are disinterested. And maybe it's because they do not design housecleaning equipment with men in mind. If they did, it would have what?
Audience: More power!
Tim: You're darn right, more power. And maybe a little style, too. How can they expect us to clean a house with housecleaning equipment that's not designed for us? Oh, the Daisy Soft Sweep Decor Series in harvest gold. The vacuum cleaner from hell. What is this all about? I want a man's vacuum cleaner. How about an Indianapolis 500 version? All burnished chrome, matte black, analogue gauges, turbo boost in there. [imitates engine] More power, it'll suck the throat out of a parrot. [grunts] Whew. Maybe I stepped over the line just a little bit just then. But I think you get my point. There's nothing wrong with a man doing housework. I mean, Al does a lot of the cleaning around here.
Al: I do all the cleaning, Tim.
Tim: Yeah, right, Al.
Al: Well, I could use some help.
Tim: We all could, Al. I'm Tim Taylor. I want to give you a little tip here. Half the dirt in the world is men's. Let's clean it up. See you next time.