Quote from Randy in Look Who's Not Talking
Randy: I've got a great joke for you. You can use it in your speech, if you want. Jill: Oh, okay. Shoot. Randy: OK, I got it. If a snake married an undertaker, what would their towels say? Jill: A snake and an undertaker. I don't know. What? Randy: "Hiss" and "hearse". [laughs]