Tim: All right, before we get going here. I'd like to ask you fellas a few questions if I could. It is the '90s, and women expect us to help a little bit around the house, don't they? And maybe we should. Should we? [scattered mumbling from the audience] Yeah. Hey, come on. You know we should help around the house, right? [murmurs of agreement from the audience] Yeah, you know the problem is, women want us to help with their work. But do they help with our work?
All: No!
Tim: They expect us to do the laundry, clean the oven, mop the floor, huh, right?
Audience: Yeah.
Tim: Do you ever see her out there gapping and changing a spark plug?
Audience: No!
Tim: Unclogging a drain?
Audience: No!