Quote from Wilson in Wild Kingdom
Wilson: You're scared of snakes, Tim? Tim: Ugh, man. Hey, snakes are supposed to live in the woods. Wilson: Well, this whole area used to be woods, Tim. But as man has taken over his habitat, they've become suburban snakes. Tim: Suburban snakes? What, they work here, commute back to the woods? Wilson: No, they could be right here living in your own backyard. Or somebody in the neighborhood could be breeding snakes. All you need is a cardboard box and a light bulb. Tim: What kind of sicko would breed snakes? Wilson: Well, Tim, snakes are clean, low-maintenance pets. Plus, they have a very firm, nutty-tasting flesh.