Quote from Jill in Mow Better Blues
Randy: Have you seen my sneakers? Jill: Yes. They're in the trash. Randy: You can't throw those away. Jill: Honey, it wasn't my idea. The sneakers begged me. They did. They... [silly voice] Please, Mrs. Taylor, let us go. We're old. We're tired. We smell. Randy: Mom, these are my favorites. Please? Jill: OK. Duct-tape them up. Then you can have a month to say goodbye to 'em, and then it's a new pair.