Tim: Jill didn't get the job she wants. I tell her not to feel bad, she gets angry.
Wilson: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Tim: All right, so then I tell her what she should do, she jumps all over me and then walks away.
Wilson: Sounds like you were having an asymmetrical conversation.
Tim: Asymmetrical. How do you spell that?
Wilson: Let's just say "one-sided". You see, Tim, by nature men are problem solvers but Jill didn't want you to solve her problem.
Tim: She didn't?
Wilson: No, no, no. She just wanted you to listen while she shared her feelings.
Tim: Just stand there and listen? Wouldn't that be like not doing anything?
Wilson: Sometimes the best thing you can do, Tim, is nothing.
Tim: Jill got mad at me because I didn't listen to her.
Wilson: No. I think she got mad at you 'cause you blew up the damn dishwasher.