Jill: So, Brad... you wanna talk about Jennifer?
Brad: I don't think I can.
Randy: I bet seeing her in class makes it hard to think.
Brad: Boy, are you right. [doorbell rings]
Randy: I'll get it. [opens door to Jennifer]
Jill: Brad, I know how hard this must be, but you're gonna meet lots of other girls, and I guarantee you you could find somebody a whole lot better than... Jennifer! Hi! We were just talking about you.

Tim: Hey, hey, hey! I got rid of the woodpecker. Right now he's checkin' into the Walter Lantz Clinic.

Jill: You know what Brad has been doing?
Tim: What?
Jill: Copying Jennifer's math homework.
Tim: All right! [off Jill's look] That's... No!

Brad: Well, it's your fault.
Jill: Oh, really?
Brad: Yeah. Couple weeks ago you guys were so excited when I brought home that B. I felt I had to keep on getting good grades to make you happy. I was just trying to be a good son. [pouts]
Tim & Jim: [both sob]
Jill: You are grounded for a week.

Tim: Remember, math teaches us discipline and order. Without math, mankind just walks around in a dark maze with a Labrador.
Brad: Getting a dog?
Tim: No. Am I not being clear here? If you need help with schoolwork, why don't you come to us.