TV Quotes

Richard Karn: The routine of it. It's like all of a sudden you're out of school and it's fall, and, you know, "I should be doing something. "What is it I'm supposed..." Oh, yeah. Working.

Earl Hindman: The camaraderie, the relationship with me and Tim and the whole cast.

Taran Smith: It's like having this one huge family that you go and you see every day.

Zachary Ty Bryan: I'm gonna miss the cast, because we really do get along like a family.

Patricia Richardson: It was really fun. I laughed all the time.

Tim Allen: I'm gonna miss the family and crew here at Home Improvement. Backstage with my best friends.

[outtake:]
Jill: So who was this Donna? What was she like?
Tim: Oh, my God, Donna.
Jill: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Tim: She was... She was... She couldn't hold a candle to Richard, I'll tell you that.
Jill: Who was Richard?
Tim: Big guy I met. He did horoscopes for Miles Davis.
Jill: What did he do for you?
Tim: He had very soft hands.

[outtake:]
Marty: Yeah, well, I'm my own wife, and I don't happen to think that...
Tim: When you fight, where do you go?

Tim Allen: I hope you had as much fun as I did. And that's my final bow. [clinking] [groans]