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Baby, It's Cold Outside

‘Baby, It's Cold Outside’

Season 1, Episode 18 -  Aired February 18, 1992

Tim's romantic plans for a Valentine's Day retreat are upended when he agrees to film a family camping trip for Tool Time.

Quote from Tim

Randy: I'm gonna go tell Mom you lost the car.
Tim: There's no reason she should know this. Come here. Stop.
Randy: Well, don't you think she's gonna figure it out when we start walking home?
Tim: How long do you suppose you could survive out here on your own?
Randy: You're right. Mom doesn't need to know.

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Quote from Tim

Jill: What do you mean, you can't find it? It's in the trunk of the car. [off Tim's look] Oh, my God. You lost the car?
Tim: Honey, don't panic. Don't panic. I came up here to get my compass.
Jill: Well, what good is that gonna do?
Tim: Honey, now I know where north is.
Jill: So? How does that help you find the car?
Tim: Uh... It's so technical. It's hard to explain, honey.

Quote from Jill

Jill: Tim, why don't you just admit it? There is no way we're gonna make it to Stone Creek Lodge.
Tim: Oh, yes, we are. All we got to do is find the car, get the food, bring it down here, cook a lunch, make a video, pack it up, put the kids in the car, take them to Aunt Helen's, and we whisk away to the romantic weekend at the Stone Creek Lodge just like I promised. No matter what you think, we're going.
Jill: Well, I don't think it's gonna happen.
Tim: Well, I'm gonna make it happen.
Jill: Tim, you already burned up your socks, you lost your rod and reel, now you can't find the car. You're trying to do too much. It's not gonna happen.
Tim: You're insinuating this is my fault?
Jill: No, I'm not insinuating it's your fault. I'm saying it. It's your fault. You, fault. You. Your fault.

Quote from Wilson

Wilson: Hi-ho, neighbor.
Tim: Wilson?
Wilson: Didn't mean to startle you, Tim.
Tim: What are you doing up here?
Wilson: Well, I always come up here for Valentine's Day. Spend time with my true love, Mother Nature.
Tim: Well, I'm glad you're here. I'm lost.
Wilson: That's why I come up here, Tim. To lose myself. Only when you lose yourself can you begin to find yourself.
Tim: I must be really found, because I'm completely lost.

Quote from Wilson

Tim: I know what direction I wanna go in. Right to that Stone Creek Lodge.
Wilson: Good for you, Tim.
Tim: But first, I've got to go get my car.
Wilson: Well, I parked my truck right next to it. It's 300 yards south by southeast.
Tim: Thank you, Wilson. [heads off]
Wilson: I'll walk with you, Tim. [they go in the opposite direction]

Quote from Jill

Tim: What are you drinking?
Jill: Oh, it's hot chocolate. You want some?
Tim: Where did you get hot chocolate?
Jill: Well, the boys had a candy bar. So, I just melted some snow with it.
Tim: Wow. It tastes like mint.
Jill: I added some toothpaste.

Quote from Brad

Brad: Here, I made this.
Jennifer: Oh, Bradley. "I'll give you candy and I'll give you a flower. Forget Bobby Pilsky, I have more power." [Jennifer kisses Brad on the cheek]

Quote from Randy

Randy: All this mushy stuff is stupid.
Brad: You're too young to understand.
Randy: Hey, I'm only 13 months younger than you.
Brad: When you get to be my age you'll look at girls differently.
Randy: How, like this? [sticks tongue out]

Quote from Jill

Jill: So, you got Jennifer a valentine. That's really sweet.
Brad: It's no big deal. I'm just gonna give it to her at school today. What do you think?
Jill: Mmm. G.I. Joe valentine. That's nice. What's this thing he's holding?
Brad: It's a flamethrower.
Jill: How romantic.

Quote from Tim

Tim: What do ya got? A G.I. Joe valentine. Boy, wish I had one of these for your mom. Ha!
Brad: I have a box full of them up in my room.
Tim: Do you have any with armored personnel carriers on them?
Brad: I'll go see.
Tim: Great.

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