‘Adventures in Fine Dining’
Season 1, Episode 6 - Aired October 22, 1991
Tim tries to the teach the boys table manners after they get thrown out of a family restaurant.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Oh, we gotta eat this thing now.
Randy: I am not eating that. There's grass all over it.
Tim: Does that bother you?
Randy: Yeah. It's all dirty, gross, disgusting.
Tim: Oh, ho, ho. Haven't we learned something? You know what? I think what's dirty and disgusting and gross is when you guys come to the table and tell your booger and scab stories. Fight, kick, yell. I think manners aren't respect for your food. But respect for people around you, maybe. You guys understand any of this stuff?
Randy: Yeah.
Brad: Yeah, kind of.
Tim: Why don't you think about that before tonight's dinner?
Randy: Now what do we do?
Tim: Whatever you want.
Randy: Kill the chicken again.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, I gotta apologize. I thought you couldn't give me one quiet meal with the boys and you did it.
Tim: We can kiss off Madame Butterfly, can't we?
Jill: Not so fast. You didn't really teach them manners. You just exhausted them.
Tim: Take what you can get.
Jill: I might just do that. [blows out a candle]
Tim: [inquisitive grunt]
Jill: I'll be going upstairs now.
Tim: You want company?
Jill: No. Just you.
Tim: Shouldn't we take the boys to bed?
Jill: Nah. Leave them. It'll only take a minute anyway.
Tim: I'm feeling pretty spry, honey. Maybe a minute, five, minute, ten.