‘You Jump, I Jump, Jack’
Season 5, Episode 7 - Aired November 2, 2004
After Luke agrees to have dinner with Lorelai and Emily, he winds up being invited to the club by Richard. Meanwhile, Rory continues her investigation of a secret society at Yale.
Quote from Emily
Luke: Your house is beautiful.
Emily: They don't make them like this anymore.
Luke: I'll say.
Emily: They make everything out of cardboard now. White boxes with heating vents.
Luke: Yeah. The art of craftsmanship is dead.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Gin.
Emily: Do you have Tourette's or something?
Lorelai: I'm sorry. I thought I heard you say what would I like to drink.
Emily: I was getting there.
Lorelai: Gin martini, please.
Emily: I already made a pitcher of martinis, but they're vodka.
Lorelai: Vodka's perfect. Double with a twist.
Quote from Luke
Luke: I'm looking for a book my dad had somewhere around here. Learn Golf the Arnold Palmer Way. I can't find it.
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: [on the phone] But do you even know how to play golf?
Luke: I took a course in summer school but I accidentally hit Kent Coleda in the head with a driver and got asked to leave, but I think I remember the basics. Grab the club, whack a ball. I'll fake it.
Quote from Lorelai
Richard: [on the phone] Your mother already met him. At a secret dinner I only found out about because her blabbermouth maid told my valet. So now, I want to meet him.
Lorelai: But you've already met him.
Richard: Well, I need to re-meet him.
Lorelai: Why can't you and Mom meet someone once and make it stick?
Quote from Lane
Zach: David Byrne is a freak.
Lane: I love him.
Zach: He's totally cool.
Quote from Rory
Rory: I am not a fan of ladders.
Logan: They scare the crap out of me, too.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: [on the phone] Dad tried to take over his whole life. He wants to franchise Luke's.
Rory: You're kidding.
Lorelai: Hey, do men shave anywhere except their faces?
Rory: I don't know, I've never lived with a man.
Lorelai: Same here.
Rory: Well, if he does franchise the diner get him to put one near Yale. I miss those burgers.
Lorelai: He's not franchising.
Quote from Rory
Rory: [on the phone] Do you think I'm too scared?
Lorelai: What?
Rory: Too scared, too timid. Do I take enough chances?
Lorelai: What kind of chances?
Rory: I don't know, life chances.
Lorelai: I think you do.
Rory: I'm not a mouse?
Lorelai: Where is this coming from?
Rory: I don't know, just something I've been thinking about lately.