‘We've Got Magic to Do’
Season 6, Episode 5 - Aired October 11, 2005
Rory organizes a D.A.R. party. Meanwhile, Lorelai sends Luke off into the woods when she's sure he would rather not attend Miss Patty's annual recital.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Oh! Winded, too many steps.
Luke: I said I'd carry them.
Lorelai: Need water. Gunga din!
Luke: They're not that heavy.
Lorelai: You should take those steps out. They get in the way.
Luke: First thing tomorrow.
Lorelai: Man, you bought a lot of stuff. All stuff I need or want or think I might some day need or want.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Let me guess, you're gonna trick her into going back, right? You'll drive up and drop her off at Yale, then you'll drive away really quickly before she catches on. Is that one of the plans?
Richard: Is there anything I can do to expedite this, Harris?
Lorelai: You see that family of Logan's recently, the Hamburgers?
Richard: Huntzbergers.
Lorelai: Right, right. How are the old Huntzbergers?
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: How's Paul Anka's dinner coming?
Luke: His hamburger's close, too.
Lorelai: You're not overcooking it, 'cause, you know, he likes it rare plus. You know, not too rare, but not medium rare.
Luke: I'm cooking it to his exacting specifications.
Quote from Miss Patty
Miss Patty: Now I would like to introduce a special new segment of my annual recital entitled "It was 20 years ago today. " One of our local townsmen is going to re-create an act that he performed on this very stage 20 years ago. This young man was a talented pupil of my wonderful dancing skills and a genius tumbler. He once did 98 somersaults in a row without throwing up. But that's nothing compared with his talent for mime. Here to present a piece of his own creation entitled "The Journey of Man" exactly as he performed it 20 years ago is Kirk!
Lorelai: It's moments like these that make life worth living.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: So it's the birth of Lucille Ball?
Lorelai: [gasps] He's a parent now, I get that.
Sookie: He's moving along at a nice clip.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Hey, Grizzly Adams. Why are you back? The woods closed or something?
Luke: No, they weren't closed. I was... I don't know. It's what it is. Nature.
Lorelai: Nature? Nature is...?
Luke: You know, it's there, I saw it, trees, leaves, whatever.
Lorelai: Okay, that's your second answer in the form of a haiku. Let's get beyond that.
Quote from Emily
Emily: Let me tell you this, Shira, we are just as good as you are. You don't think Rory is good enough for your son, as if we don't know Logan's reputation. We do. But he is welcome in our home anytime, and you should extend the same courtesy to Rory. Now let's talk about your money. You were a two-bit gold digger, fresh off the bus from Hicksville when you met Mitchum at whatever bar you happened to stumble into. And what made Mitchum decide to choose you to marry amongst the pack of women he was bedding at the time, I'll never know. But hats off to you for bagging him. He's still a playboy, you know? Of course you know. That would explain why your weight goes up and down 30 pounds every other month. But that's your cross to bear. But these are ugly realities. No one needs to talk about them. Those kids are staying together for as long as they like. You won't stop them. Now, enjoy the event. [chuckles]