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Welcome to the Doll House

‘Welcome to the Doll House’

Season 6, Episode 6 -  Aired October 18, 2005

Taylor Doose wants to promote tourism in Stars Hollow by reviving the historic streetnames. Meanwhile, Lorelai keeps receiving boxes of chotchkes, and Richard intercepts Logan for a chat when he comes to visit Rory.

Quote from Emily

Emily: [on the phone] I'm turning your bedroom into a gift-wrapping room. And I have to get rid of your dollhouse. Do you want it?
Lorelai: What?
Emily: Your dollhouse. It's quite cumbersome, and I have absolutely no place to put it.
Lorelai: Um, well, have you checked the basement? 'Cause I'm betting there's oodles of space down there right about now.
Emily: I'm doing some housecleaning. And I've only sent you things I was going to give you eventually anyway.

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Quote from Luke

Luke: Do you know they changed my street name?
Lorelai: Uh, hello, yes. Where have you been?
Luke: I figured, I don't have business cards, who cares? But every piece of mail I get, I got to change the address. Every piece of mail, because I live upstairs.
Lorelai: I'm aware of that.
Luke: It's a huge hassle.
Lorelai: I know.
Luke: And I am in violation of ordinance 22-B.
Lorelai: What is ordinance 22-B?
Luke: Kids playing on the urn requires a jungle-gym license, as stated in ordinance 22-B. A fine has already been levied.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: So he thought for a minute, and he stood up and then he said to me, "Lorelai donate $100 to the Stars Hollow historical society, and I will let you back on the map, and you can keep third street."
Sookie: $100?
Michel: That's nothing.
Lorelai: What did you say? I said, "You got a deal."
Sookie: Oh, thank God.
Lorelai: And then he said, "good girl," and patted me on the head.
Sookie: Oh, no.
Michel: Don't tell me.
Lorelai: We are on Sores and Boils Alley.
Michel: We cannot be on Sores and Boils Alley.
Lorelai: Patted me on the head, Michel, like a dog.

Quote from Lorelai

Michel: It's only $100.
Sookie: I'll pay the $100.
Lorelai: You're not paying the $100.
Michel: I'll pay $75.
Lorelai: No, no one is paying anything. We're not being extorted. We are the inn on Sores and Boils Alley. Historical, proud.
Michel: Oozing, festering.
Sookie: Draining.
Lorelai: Too many words for the brochure.

Quote from Rory

Rory: Logan.
Logan: Yeah?
Rory: I love you.
Logan: Wow. The lady who sold that purse said this was gonna happen.
Rory: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to spring that on you. I just- I wanted to say it, so I said it. But I don't expect anything. Believe me, I was in the position once where someone said that to me completely out of the blue, and I was completely thrown. So don't worry. You don't have to respond immediately. I mean, in fact, you don't have to say anything at all.
Logan: Look, I've told a lot of girls I love them before, and I didn't mean it. So I'm not gonna do that to you. Boy, that didn't come out right. You know, it was supposed to sound a lot more-
Rory: Hey, you don't have to say anything at all. [they kiss]

Quote from Lorelai

Luke: One antique bellows.
Lorelai: Salvation Army.
Luke: Wood and leather, brass studs. This thing's a real beaut.
Lorelai: Well, either buy it a ring or move on. Next.
Luke: Doughbeater, early '60s. They don't make them like this anymore.
Lorelai: Salvation Army.
Luke: Mint condition, industrial grade, 5-quart capacity.
Lorelai: Salvation army. [doorbell rings] Ah, my pizza.
Luke: There's some sort of card here. "Emily and Richard, congratulations on your wedding. Love, Aunt Celeste. "
Lorelai: Thank you, Aunt Celeste. Love, the Salvation Army.

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