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Quote from Lorelai in Paris Is Burning

Emily: I just wanna know what you were thinking. What was the reasoning? How on earth did you justify it to yourself?
Lorelai: Max is a great guy. An amazing guy. He's smart. He's sweet. He cooks.
Emily: So you decided to kiss him in your daughter's school.
Lorelai: No, I decided to break up with him in my daughter's school and the kissing part just happened.
Emily: You always let your emotions get in the way. That's the problem with you, Lorelai. You don't think.
Lorelai: Mom, please.
Emily: He's just a man, Lorelai.
Lorelai: No, he's not.
Emily: Oh, so, what are you telling me? This was all worth it because he was the love of your life? That this was the man for you?
Lorelai: I don't know. He might have been. Excuse me.


Quote from Lorelai in Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore?

Lane: Hey, this is fun. Don't they push a bed through the streets in the opening credits of The Monkees?
Zach: I'm pretty sure it was a bathtub.
Lorelai: Oh, actually it was both. Davy's in the bed. Peter's in the bathtub.
Zach: Are you sure? 'Cause I could have sworn-
Rory: Zach, you don't want to go head-to-head with her about Monkees trivia.
Lorelai: You did not come to a full stop! And use your blinkers!

Quote from Rory in Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days

Rory: You'll know, okay? You just have to let it happen. And then, probably when you're not looking, you'll find someone who compliments you.
Paris: Meaning?
Rory: Someone who likes what you like, someone who reads the same books or listens to the same music or likes to trash the same movies. Someone compatible. But not so compatible that they're boring.
Paris: Someone who's compatible but not compatible.
Rory: Yeah, kind of. I mean, you respect each other's opinions and you can laugh at the same jokes, but I don't know... There's just something about not quite knowing what the other person's gonna do at all times that's just really exciting. Look, just have a good time, you'll figure it out.

Quote from Lorelai in Ballrooms and Biscotti

Lorelai: [on the phone] Gilmore, Lorelai, yes. My daughter's name is Lorelai also. Well, very confusing or, in your case, extremely convenient. No, see, we were never missing, it was a big mistake.
Rory: Who are you talking to?
Lorelai: Belgium. [on the phone] Yes, Babette Dell. She got our arrival dates mixed up and she was just worried, but we're fine, we're here. We just loved your fries. Okay, sure, bye bye. [hangs up] Okay, Belgium's done, Lisbon's calling me back, Berlin had no idea what I was talking about, and Paris is pissed.
Rory: At who?
Lorelai: Ugh, who knows? Okay, I'm taking a break and then I'm taking on the Netherlands. I still cannot believe Babette did this.
Rory: She just loves us.
Lorelai: Well, be a little less lovable, would you, 'cause it's costing me a fortune. Try being one of those kids where people are like, "Oh really, she was kidnapped? Hey, well, thin the herd."
Rory: Very nice.

Quote from Lorelai in Kiss and Tell

Lorelai: Why? What happened? Did the bag boy try something?
Rory: He's sitting there, and he's watching the movie, and he's perfect, and he smells really good.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: He smells really good, and he looks amazing and I am stupid! I said, "Thank you."
Lorelai: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You said "thank you"?
Rory: When he kissed me.
Lorelai: He kissed you again? What, is he just out of prison or something?
Rory: No, not now. Yesterday, at the store.
Lorelai: Oh, all right. Strike the prison comment.