Jackson: Does anyone here understand that a man has a right not to have his personal life debated in a public forum? I am not Winona Ryder.
Sookie: I know that.
Lorelai: I'm sorry, Jackson, I didn't mean...
Jackson: My child-bearing arrangements are between me and Sookie.
Luke: And the Lord. Still not helping?

Lorelai: Tell me a joke.
Rory: Knock knock.
Lorelai: [laughs] That was a good one.

Lorelai: My heel broke.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: My heel just broke off. Damn, these are brand new shoes, too.
Rory: They were made in 1943.
Lorelai: I just bought them Tuesday.
Rory: I told you not to wear vintage shoes.
Lorelai: But the lady at the store said that they hadn't been worn a lot.
Rory: Yeah, but not a lot in sixty years is still a lot.

Luke: Yeah, I know, I just... I'm not really as anti-kid as I might have come off.
Lorelai: "Drop another sucker in"...
Luke: Okay, yes. I don't always have the patience for 'em. They tend to be a little squishy, and that freaks me out a little.
Lorelai: You don't have to want kids, Luke. Or like kids. It's not for everybody.
Luke: I know, but... although I'm quite happy going an entire day without having to deal with somebody else's bodily functions, if I ever happen to meet the right person... well, it would be a discussion.
Lorelai: A discussion.
Luke: Yes. Probably a short discussion, but still. Here, hold this. So what about you. You ever think about having another kid?
Lorelai: I don't know how much fun it would be without biology finals and headgear... but sure, if I ever happen to meet the right person, another kid might be nice.

Lane: What are you doing here?
Dave: Well, you mentioned this thing last time we talked and it sounded very Blue Velvet so I figured I would come by and check it out.
Lane: What do you think?
Dave: I think you held back.