Lorelai: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go and be nauseous out front for a while.
Sookie: Excellent. [shouts] Supercool party people bid you supercool adieu! [off Lorelai's look] That's how you were saying goodbye to people at the wedding.
Sookie: Super.

Luke: I brought you something.
Lorelai: Oh, did you steal me the constitution? 'Cause that could be the start of a really dumb movie.
Luke: It's from Amish country. These little Amish girls handmake them.
Lorelai: Oh, it's adorable. Look, Patty, an Amish voodoo doll.
Miss Patty: I love it. Hey, Luke, I'm still waiting on my cold banana.
Luke: We don't serve cold bananas. It's not a voodoo doll. It's just a doll. The Amish don't put faces on their dolls or pins in them.
Lorelai: Oh, well, it's my doll now. What the Amish don't know won't hurt them. Unless, of course, I want to hurt them.

Luke: I hear you really belted it out.
Lorelai: Belted it out?
Luke: "Endless Love."
Miss Patty: The song, honey.
Lorelai: Oh... yeah. Oh, yes. I really belted it out. Is there any other way to sing "Endless Love"? You know, if you're not gonna really belt it out, you might as well stay in your seat.
Miss Patty: She sang it beautifully.
Luke: Everybody does embarrassing stuff at weddings.
Lorelai: Yeah, right, true.

Luke: So, it got worse after we hung up.
Lorelai: We got the radio?
Luke: I forgot the radio part was broken, and the buzzer alarm went off at one point. But that didn't last long, I think it's too late.
Lorelai: It's not too late.
Luke: I swear I heard the word "mutiny" bandied around in there.

Lorelai: Let's get in there.
Luke: But where's the stuff?
Lorelai: What stuff?
Luke: The party stuff.
Lorelai: Oh, my God, I left the circus elephants in my car, and I didn't crack a window.

Luke: Never in a million years would I have thought of something like this.
Lorelai: That's why I'm the yin to your yang, the Emack to your Bolio.

Rory: [on the phone] Mitchum Huntzberger? Yes, it's Rory Gilmore. I just thought I'd call and remind you that Logan is lying in a hospital bed with a partially collapsed lung and a whole host of other potentially life-threatening injuries. And I'm figuring a guy like you, surrounded by nothing but a bunch of terrified sycophants, might not have someone in his life with the guts to tell him what an incredibly selfish, narcissistic ass he's being, so I thought I'd jump on in. Swallow your pride, get in your car, and come down here and see your son. Now!