Sookie: Well, those are some alternative songs, but I really like this one.
Lorelai: Alternative songs? Good. Let's see. "Hey Jude"?
Sookie: Paul wrote it for Julian to cheer him up.
Lorelai: "Seasons In The Sun"?
Sookie: A sentimental favorite.
Lorelai: "Cat's In The Cradle"?
Sookie: Oh, it makes you reexamine your priorities.
Lorelai: "Don't Cry Out Loud?" Sookie, do you even like Jackson?

Lorelai: Everything's gonna be fine.
Sookie: Kids don't like me, and I'm not so sure I like them.
Lorelai: You'll like your kid.
Sookie: You know at family gatherings when everyone goes into the living room, gathers around, watches the kids? I read. Jackson's sister has a little girl, six years old. She likes to get up in front of the family after dinner and sing Mariah Carey songs. I heckle. I have no desire to play with them. Easter egg hunts bore me. I have never borrowed the neighbor's kid to look after for the afternoon.
Lorelai: Good. That's called kidnapping.
Sookie: "Come on, Jackson, let's have a baby. I wanna be a mommy." I'm pathetic.
Lorelai: You're not pathetic.
Sookie: I'm gonna be a bad mother. I should not be a parent.

Lorelai: What are you doing?
Sookie: She's taking my lunches away.
Lorelai: She's trying to help us.
Sookie: This is all Norman Mailer's fault. He just sits around, ordering nothing and yammering on and on and on. I mean, so he was married to Marilyn Monroe. Who wasn't?
Lorelai: That was Arthur Miller.
Sookie: I'm going to kick him and pinch his nose.

Lorelai: Sookie! Honey, what's wrong?
Sookie: [sobs] I just- It's just- It's just so sad! Ugh!
Lorelai: People magazine! Jackson, you know we don't allow soft human interest stories around Sookie when she's pregnant!
Jackson: She must have snuck it in!
Sookie: I just felt like they were perfect for each other, you know?
Lorelai: Uh-huh. Who, honey?
Sookie: The two of them! The one with the hair, and the teeth, and the... you know!
Jackson: Who's got hair and teeth?
Sookie: And the Divine Brown thing that happened, and bammo! Their loves in the toilet!
Lorelai: We're talking Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant.

Sookie: A few weeks ago I read in the paper that there was going to be an episode of Dark Shadows on, the one where Barnabas is released from his tomb, and I used to love Dark Shadows, and I just suddenly really wanted to see it.
Lorelai: Sure.
Sookie: So, I didn't get off work in time to get home and see it, so I just came up here, and it was just supposed to be that one time, but the room was really nice, and I was really comfortable, and there were Toblerones, and I just had the best time. It was an hour all to myself, and the next week it was another good episode, and I just kinda...
Lorelai: Decided to haunt the place.
Sookie: I tried to clean up afterwards, and the bed was not mussed. Michel is too anal for his own good.

Lorelai: What is that? And where can I get one?
Sookie: That is my dark chocolate s'mores wedding cake.
Lorelai: You've been reading my diary.
Sookie: I got the idea in a dream. I was back in cooking school and late for my final, and I run over to an oven, and I open it, and sitting there is the s'mores wedding cake. And I present it to my teacher, he starts weeping, and the whole class is applauding and cheering.
Lorelai: That's so nice.
Sookie: Yeah. And then of course Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise come leaping out of the cake, screaming about how amazing it is. So that made the thing a little creepy, but up until then...

Sookie: I can't believe Rory's turning 21. It seems like just yesterday she was crying because you told her Charlotte Bronte couldn't come to her sleepover... because she's dead.

Luke: Of course you're gonna wear white. Brides wear white. That's the rule.
Lorelai: Says who?
Luke: Y-you have to wear white. My mother wore white. Her mother wore white.
Sookie: Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke! Do you know who I am?
Luke: Of course I know who you are.
Sookie: Who am I, Luke?
Luke: You're Sookie.
Sookie: No, Luke. I'm not "Sookie." I'm "Sookie B.F.O.T.B."
Luke: What?
Sookie: Best Friend Of The Bride. It is my responsibility to help plan this event, to talk through all the details, to taste the cake and pick the invitations, and to keep you - the fiance of the bride - from having to pretend to be interested in things that he has no interest in.

Sookie: I'm really sorry, Michel.
Michel: You didn't even like him.
Sookie: Sure, I did. That little guy!
Michel: You called him a walking flea circus.
Lorelai: Chin Chin was a wonderful dog, Michel.
Michel: Thank you.
Sookie: Yeah, yeah. Remember at the Labor Day picnic, I dropped my sandwich, and I was like, "Oh, great, now I've got to clean this all up." And Chin Chin just came in and scooped it up, and saved me that trip.
Michel: That was Paw-Paw.
Sookie: What? No!
Michel: I was standing right there. That was Paw-Paw who ate your sandwich. Chin Chin didn't even like barbecue.
Sookie: Oh, well, still...
Michel: Still what?! Are your two stinky little children interchangeable?

Sookie: Ooh, Angelina and Brad had their baby. [gasps] Months and months ago.
Lorelai: Yeah, you're a little behind the times.
Sookie: This is the problem with having two kids under the age of 4. World events just pass you by.
Lorelai: Are you done with those favors?
Sookie: You know, I cannot believe Britney is driving with her baby on her lap like that. What is she doing with that guy, by the way?
Lorelai: Well, you'll be glad to know they've since broken up, although it turns out he was kind of a stabilizing influence in her life. Who knew?
Sookie: You're kidding.
Lorelai: Mmm-hmm.