Sookie: I have your coffee and muffins hot from the oven. Well, actually, they're not really muffins. They're muffin tops because the muffin tops are the only parts you like.
Lorelai: You baked me a whole basket of muffin tops?
Sookie: Yep. I have got apple-cinnamon-walnut, lemon-poppy seed, apple spice, and double chocolate chip, which is really more cake than muffin. But if calling them a muffin means you can eat them in the morning, then I am all for it.

Sookie: So all I'm saying is that you broke up with Luke and immediately started dating Christopher. And I know you're over it, and I know you've moved on, but all those feelings for Luke didn't just disappear overnight, right? That's what I'm saying.
Lorelai: Of course they didn't.
Sookie: It's just, you moved really quickly.
Lorelai: Yes, I moved quickly to a man I love who loves me, who wanted to marry me. When Luke and I were together, he was kind and loyal and thoughtful. The guy built me an ice-skating rink, for god's sake.
Sookie: God, I forgot about that.
Lorelai: But he was also distant and uncommunicative, and he didn't want to marry me. And I tried everything I could to work it out. Of course I have feelings for him. That's what Christopher's responding to, and that's why, in order to save my marriage, the only thing I can do is cut Luke out, right?
Sookie: Right. I'm sorry, it's just, I have a but.
Lorelai: Yes?
Sookie: [sighs] If there were no Luke... No Luke in the past, no Luke in the picture...
Lorelai: Yeah?
Sookie: Well, would it be Christopher? Would he be "the one"?

Sookie: To heat most of these up, you just zap them for a couple minutes. Don't worry. Each meal has a note with cooking instructions taped to it.
Lorelai: Did I already tell you you're a goddess?
Sookie: You might have mentioned something to that effect. Could I be the one with the multiarms?
Lorelai: The who?
Sookie: The goddess with all these arms. I want to be her.

Lorelai: I know, why don't you blow up some more balloons or hang some streamers?
Sookie: I would love to, but it seems like the baby really wants me to just keep sitting here and reading in touch.
Lorelai: You know that excuse expires the minute you pop that baby out.
Sookie: Yep, but I've got 128 lazy days left.

Lorelai: Have you seen the phone?
Sookie: See, the thing is, when I sat down, I realized it was behind me, kind of right on my lower back, and normally I would have, you know, pulled it out, but it's really kind of hitting just the right spot where I've had a knot for like a week. Did I mention I was pregnant?

Sookie: Don't worry, 'cause I prefer footballs, basically.
Lorelai: Huh?
Sookie: It's a mnemonic device. Dress, wedges, champagne, ice, plastic flutes, beaded clutch. "Beaded clutch" is one word.
Lorelai: And panty hose.
Sookie: Don't worry, 'cause I prefer footballs, basically, Polly.
Lorelai: And tissues and my camera.
Sookie: "Don't worry, 'cause I prefer footballs, basically," Polly teased Chad.
Lorelai: Why would Polly tease Chad about preferring footballs?
Sookie: I don't know. Maybe Polly prefers soccer balls.
Lorelai: That doesn't make any sense.
Sookie: Well, then stop adding stuff to the list.

Sookie: The point is that even if it takes forty years to figure it out, there's still a chance for a happy ending.
Lorelai: But that's all they had. An ending. I don't want to have just an ending with Luke.
Sookie: I know, but-
Lorelai: I don't want to have those stupid kids or those ugly grandkids with that loser other guy.
Sookie: You don't know, he could be a nice guy.
Lorelai: Even if he's a nice, guy, he's not the guy I want to be with.
Sookie: You're right. It's not fair to him.
Lorelai: It's not fair to him, it's dishonest.
Sookie: We should name the other guy. I feel like he'd be a Larry.
Lorelai: We're not naming the other guy.

Sookie: You don't think that because we wanted the property so much, we killed Fran.
Lorelai: What?
Sookie: Through the power of our minds.
Lorelai: No, no, we wished for the property, not this!
Sookie: Yeah, but you never know with karma.