Emily: Well, this is preposterous. Who could be more qualified than you
Rory: Well the Reston fellowship is very competitive and they only take a couple of people, so...
Richard: This is outrageous. You rose to editor in chief of the Yale Daily News. What else do they want, an exclusive interview with Osama Bin Laden?

Richard: Actually, Kissinger would be duller than Kundera with that foghorn voice and that accent. Of the two, I'd vote for the Fonz.
Emily: Do you even know who the Fonz is?

Christopher: Any answer from Rory?
Lorelai: Not yet.
Emily: Apparently Lorelai has decided to invoke the "don't ask, don't tell" rule.
Lorelai: Oh, Mom.
Richard: Bill Clinton. That's a speaker I would have enjoyed. I can't stand his politics, but he has a commanding presence and a nice voice. I wonder if he records books on tape.