Emily Quote #401

Quote from Emily in Pulp Friction

Emily: What on earth is wrong with you, besides the obvious lack of fashion sense?
Luke: What are you-
Emily: I told you to get back together with Lorelai. I told you exactly what to do and exactly what to say. What do you need, a cheat sheet?
Luke: Emily.
Luke: Some flash cards, some Sesame Street characters to sing a song about it?
Luke: Look!
Emily: Do you think that it was easy for me to come to you like that? Do you think I enjoyed it? Like I was just sitting around my house thinking, hmm, what shall I do tonight? I know, I can drive to Stars Hollow and humiliate myself at the local greasy spoon!
Luke: Okay, I am in the middle of-
Emily: I don't care what you're in the middle of! My family is being torn apart because for some reason you are incapable of taking simple instructions and putting your relationship back together.


 ‘Pulp Friction’ Quotes

Quote from Lorelai

Luke: There's nothing in here but ice cream, candy bars, cookie dough, canned frosting. Why are you not four hundred and fifty pounds?
Lorelai: I know. Scientists call it the Lorelai Paradox.

Quote from Luke

Lorelai: Wow, did you see that?
Luke: You know, if someone opened a store in this town selling giant butterfly nets, they'd make a fortune.
Lorelai: Come on, the crazy need love too.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Okay, floor looks good, table looks good. Hey, what happened to our books?
Sookie: What do you mean?
Lorelai: All our beautiful, leather-bound books. Jonathon Swift, Edith Wharton, Charles Dickens. A lot of them are gone.
Sookie: The guests must have swiped 'em.
Lorelai: They swiped Jonathon Swift and left me with Clifford, the Big Red Dog and five copies of He's Just Not That Into You.
Sookie: We've been airplane booked.