Kirk Quote #159
Quote from Kirk in Women of Questionable Morals
Taylor Doose: What are you doing? Where's Lulu?
Kirk: She's sick. I tried to find you but you weren't around and I didn't know what to do.
Taylor Doose: Everyone's looking!
Kirk: I didn't want to let the town down, with the press here and all, so I just did it myself.
Girl: That's the ugliest lady I've ever seen.
Taylor Doose: This is far and away the worst thing you have ever done. I am livid with you!
Kirk: We're not supposed to be arguing, Taylor. We're supposed to be making love.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Women of Questionable Morals’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: [exhales] Oh, yeah. I smell snow.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: It's coming. I always know. I can smell it, and I'm never wrong.
Luke: It wasn't in the forecast.
Lorelai: It's just my favorite time of the year. The whole world changes color.
Luke: I think I'm blacking out.
Lorelai: Flakes, flurries, swirls, crystals, whatever form it comes in. I'll take it. We go back, snow and me. We have a beautiful history.
Luke: Saw two forecasts, there was no mention of snow. Cold, but no snow.
Lorelai: Sleigh rides, ice skating, snowball fights. I'll even take curling. God, I love curling!
Luke: Lance Cranston on Channel 6 said it would be dry. Kimmy Liston, Live at 5, same thing. No snow, nothing.
Lorelai: Hot cocoa, hot toddies. Best time of the year!
Luke: Jimmy Mountain in Accu-Chopper One said it would be weeks before... [it snows] Lance and Kimmy are idiots.
Quote from Michel
Lorelai: Oh, I'm desperate for those mats.
Michel: I had been working on the mats but you asked me to shovel the snow. And now I have a blister, a muscle spasm and a neck crick and I have a date tonight, and a crick will cramp my kissing move.
Lorelai: Well, I appreciate your effort.
Michel: Are you being sarcastic?
Lorelai: Just a tiny bit.
Michel: You know that I am light-boned and cannot take physical exertion. I work with my mind.
Quote from Lorelai
Sookie: And we're almost completely out of coffee.
Lorelai: Oh, well. So, make some more.
Sookie: I mean out, out. There's no more on the premises.
Lorelai: You're kidding.
Sookie: I wish I was.
Lorelai: But there's mounds of it stacked in the walk-in. Heroin-sniffing dogs get all excited and confused when they go in there.
Sookie: Why do they get all excited and confused?
Lorelai: Because you smuggle heroin in coffee.
Sookie: No, I don't!
Lorelai: It was in Beverly Hills Cop, remember? The heroin in the coffee?