Lorelai Quote #1865
Quote from Lorelai in Women of Questionable Morals
Lorelai: [on the phone] Believe me, I know the futility of fighting Mother Nature. She's been a real "mother" lately. Almost rivals my mother. Yeah, but you and your plow do control Mother Nature's droppings, a.k.a. the snow, and all I'm saying is could you try to keep it from blocking the Dragonfly's one and only driveway? You know, it kind of blocks us in and we get all cranky and claustrophobic, especially when we're out of coffee, which I'm not anticipating, but I didn't anticipate it before and it happened, and I suffered withdrawal pains. Right. Well, I really appreciate it. I actually like plows, you know? They look like fun. Right. I'm sure plowing doesn't pay enough, though. No, that part's not fun. I used to be a maid. I know low wages. Well, I'm really not comfortable telling you what I made then or what I make now. Just, anything you can do will help. Okay, thank you.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Women of Questionable Morals’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: [exhales] Oh, yeah. I smell snow.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: It's coming. I always know. I can smell it, and I'm never wrong.
Luke: It wasn't in the forecast.
Lorelai: It's just my favorite time of the year. The whole world changes color.
Luke: I think I'm blacking out.
Lorelai: Flakes, flurries, swirls, crystals, whatever form it comes in. I'll take it. We go back, snow and me. We have a beautiful history.
Luke: Saw two forecasts, there was no mention of snow. Cold, but no snow.
Lorelai: Sleigh rides, ice skating, snowball fights. I'll even take curling. God, I love curling!
Luke: Lance Cranston on Channel 6 said it would be dry. Kimmy Liston, Live at 5, same thing. No snow, nothing.
Lorelai: Hot cocoa, hot toddies. Best time of the year!
Luke: Jimmy Mountain in Accu-Chopper One said it would be weeks before... [it snows] Lance and Kimmy are idiots.
Quote from Michel
Lorelai: Oh, I'm desperate for those mats.
Michel: I had been working on the mats but you asked me to shovel the snow. And now I have a blister, a muscle spasm and a neck crick and I have a date tonight, and a crick will cramp my kissing move.
Lorelai: Well, I appreciate your effort.
Michel: Are you being sarcastic?
Lorelai: Just a tiny bit.
Michel: You know that I am light-boned and cannot take physical exertion. I work with my mind.
Quote from Lorelai
Sookie: And we're almost completely out of coffee.
Lorelai: Oh, well. So, make some more.
Sookie: I mean out, out. There's no more on the premises.
Lorelai: You're kidding.
Sookie: I wish I was.
Lorelai: But there's mounds of it stacked in the walk-in. Heroin-sniffing dogs get all excited and confused when they go in there.
Sookie: Why do they get all excited and confused?
Lorelai: Because you smuggle heroin in coffee.
Sookie: No, I don't!
Lorelai: It was in Beverly Hills Cop, remember? The heroin in the coffee?