Sookie Quote #209
Quote from Sookie in Normal Mailer, I'm Pregnant
Sookie: Sorry to break up the party, but as of now, there's no more lunch! Yeah! It's been cancelled. You happy, Norman Mailer? Huh? Lunch has been cancelled! That means no more iced tea, uh-uh. No more lemon slices. No more hanging out at a restaurant, ordering nothing because you're Norman Mailer and you can. I mean, that's just like me coming into a bookstore, reading your books, without buying them. Hey, can I borrow this? Huh? I'm not going to pay for it, nope. I'm just going to stand here and read. Ooh, yeah. Someone sure likes to use his big words.
Lorelai: Can I get some more iced tea for the table? Excuse me, Mr. Mailer, I'm so terribly sorry.
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Lorelai: Everything okay?
Sookie: Sure. And I'm thrilled and delighted that Norman Mailer is coming in here every day and sitting at a table for four and ordering nothing at all, but tea!
Lorelai: Tea?
Sookie: Iced tea. Glass after glass after glass!
Lorelai: I'm sure he orders more than iced tea.
Sookie: Are you, now?
Lorelai: All right, you make great iced tea. I mean, legendary, so can you blame him?
Sookie: All I know is when Billy Joel came in to the Independence Inn, he would pack it away. Appetizers! Main course! Two, three desserts! That was a man that knew how to eat! And he was almost able to hide it.
Lorelai: Yes, but have you ever read his novels?
Quote from Sookie
Lorelai: What are you doing?
Sookie: She's taking my lunches away.
Lorelai: She's trying to help us.
Sookie: This is all Norman Mailer's fault. He just sits around, ordering nothing and yammering on and on and on. I mean, so he was married to Marilyn Monroe. Who wasn't?
Lorelai: That was Arthur Miller.
Sookie: I'm going to kick him and pinch his nose.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Norman Mailer's back, for the third time this week!
Sookie: Yep, sure is.
Lorelai: This is so exciting. I've got to call and tell Rory. You know, she read The Naked and the Dead while she was still wearing footsie pajamas.
Sookie: Chicken's burning!
Lorelai: Oh, this is our first step on the road to being Solon. I mean, as soon as word gets out that Norman Mailer is having lunch at the Dragonfly, it's just a matter of time before the rest of the literati comes sweeping in.
Sookie: Sounds great.
Lorelai: Well, of course, we'll have to keep Gore Vidal on the other side of the room, but, you know, probably Gabriel Garcia Marquez will run interference for us.