Lorelai Quote #1715

Quote from Lorelai in Written in the Stars

Lorelai: "Reserved."
Luke: I told you I'd planned the evening.
Lorelai: Weren't we supposed to let someone who works here seat us?
Luke: Not necessary.
Lorelai: Is this like a Mafia thing?
Luke: Excuse me?
Lorelai: The whole coming in, special table, reserved sign. Are you gonna have to whack someone before the soup course?
Luke: No, I've filled my whacking quota for the week.

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