Lorelai Quote #1707

Quote from Lorelai in Written in the Stars

Lorelai: Shaken, not stirred, please, Jeeves.
Richard: His name is Robert.
Lorelai: I thought every butler's name was Jeeves.
Richard: He's not a butler. He's a valet.
Lorelai: So he parks your car?
Richard: No, he does not park my car. He does exactly what you see him doing.
Lorelai: So he is a bartender.
Richard: He attends to my needs.
Lorelai: So he's a geisha.
Richard: You'll be quieter once you have a drink, I assume.

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Paris: Yes.
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