Michel Quote #139

Quote from Michel in Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller

Lorelai: Get on the phone and find me shoes and have them here by tonight, and get your dogs off the premises immediately.
Michel: My dogs aren't-
Lorelai: It's been a rough weekend. Don't screw with me.
Michel: If Kirk can sleep inside, why can't my Chows?
Lorelai: Get them and take them home.
Michel: Okay, okay, I just have to locate Pau-Pau.
Lorelai: What?
Michel: He went out for a walk. He's around. He was just testing his boundaries.
Lorelai: Apparently, so are you.
Michel: I'm going.

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 ‘Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller’ Quotes

Quote from Michel

Taylor Doose: Can you sign this? Michel, hold it right there. Michel. Michel, I have a complaint. Michel? Michel?
Michel: Can I help you?
Taylor Doose: I was talking to you, and you just walked away from me.
Michel: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were calling someone else.
Taylor Doose: Someone else named Michel?
Michel: If only I could read minds.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: We need you to look at Kirk's butt.
Sookie: Why?
Lorelai: Well, because he ran into some rose bushes, and he's got some thorns stuck in it, and I thought of you.
Sookie: Me? Why me?
Lorelai: Well, because you're a chef.
Sookie: What?
Luke: And you have a kid.
Lorelai: Yes, that's better. You have a kid.
Luke: Neither of us has kids. Well, she does, but it's big and... and... and can look at her own butt.
Lorelai: I got this, thanks.

Quote from Michel

Michel: That man is why mail-order brides were invented.