Kirk: I have night terrors.
Luke: Night terrors?
Kirk: Basically, I freak out at beddy-bye. About an hour after I fall asleep, I wake up in panic. Everything around me seems threatening, scary, out to get me. Two nights ago, I was suddenly gripped with the overwhelming feeling that there was an assassin in my house.
Luke: Jeez.
Kirk: I had to get out of the room before he got me, so I jumped out of bed and locked my pillow in the bathroom.
Luke: Why?
Kirk: Because it was a bomb.
Luke: Of course.
Kirk: After neutralizing my pillow, I ran up the stairs, climbed out the bathroom window, scaled the trellis up the side of the house, and hid on the roof.
Luke: Huh.
Kirk: Completely naked.
Luke: Aw, jeez!
Kirk: The worst part of night terrors is it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked or running down the street completely naked or swimming in the community-center pool completely naked. That was the time I thought I was on fire.

Michel: I don't understand why you get to bring Rory, and I don't get to bring my Chows.
Lorelai: Because I'm mad with power.
Michel: They are cleaner than she is. They are quieter than she is.
Lorelai: Stop comparing your dogs to my kid.
Michel: As much as you love Rory, that is how much I love Paw-paw and Chin Chin.
Lorelai: I gave birth to her! I carried her inside me, and nine months and twenty-six hours later, she came out!
Michel: If I could have given birth to them myself, I would have. But I didn't have that choice!

Luke: I did everything right! I did exactly what the book said!
Lorelai: The book?!
Luke: I thought we were on track, and now you're standing there looking at me like I'm crazy.
Lorelai: I'm not looking at you like you're crazy!
Luke: You know the last time I bought flowers for someone? Never! That's when! Very easy stat to remember!
Lorelai: I loved the flowers!
Luke: And then when I walked you home after the wedding, there was a moment. I thought there was a moment.
Lorelai: There was! There was a moment. [Luke steps forward] What are you doing?
Luke: Will you just stand still? [they kiss] [Lorelai steps forward] What are you doing?
Lorelai: Will you just stand still? [they kiss]