Kirk Quote #131
Kirk: I'm a little confused.
Lane: About what, Kirk?
Kirk: Well, I'm looking at this flier you gave me, and what exactly do you have to do to get the sandwich?
Lane: What?
Kirk: I mean, does everyone who shows up get a sandwich, or is it first come, first sandwich?
Lane: Oh, that's a mistake. The sandwich isn't supposed to be there.
Kirk: What are you saying?
Lane: I'm saying that's just a flier for our band. We're playing Friday at 8:30.
Kirk: So, there's no sandwiches.
Lane: No.
Kirk: Then, why would I go?
Lane: To hear some great music.
Kirk: Oh. Can I bring my own sandwich?
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Kirk: Yes, I have some Balls.