Kirk Quote #121

Quote from Kirk in Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' The Twist

Kirk: How we doing back there?
Lorelai: We're doing fine, Kirk.
Kirk: I figure this baby's gonna be a real money...
Lorelai: A real money what, Kirk?
Rory: Kirk, can you breathe?
Lorelai: Talk to us.
Rory: Hit the handlebars three times if you can breathe and two if you can't. [Kirk hits the handlebar]
Lorelai: He hit once. What does once mean?
Rory: That he couldn't make it to twice?
Lorelai: Kirk. Kirk, stop, please.
Kirk: Just for a second. Then we'll be on our way like the wind.

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Quote from Paris

Paris: This is the kind of cold you read about in a Dickens novel. We should be in a workhouse or shilling for Fagin.

Quote from Lorelai

Rory: You're not worried, are you? Because I'm just going for the sun and to read, nothing more.
Lorelai: I know, I know. It's just it's always the good kids who've never had a drink that take one sip of Kahlua and fall out of a window.
Rory: So you're sad you never taught me how to drink?
Lorelai: Exactly!
Rory: Well, grab a bottle and some quarters and let's go.
Lorelai: No falling out of windows.
Rory: Not even a first floor one.
Lorelai: And don't drink. And after you're done not drinking, drink tons of water and take two aspirin before you go to bed.
Rory: Got it.
Lorelai: And take Paris with you everywhere. Not much can happen with that girl along.

Quote from Lorelai

Rory: [on the phone] It just got to be way too much fun.
Lorelai: Yeah? How much is "too much?"
Rory: I had a drink.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: Paris and I took turns throwing up.
Lorelai: That's the way you girls will find yourselves a husband.
Rory: It was fine. Aspirin, tons of water, mac and cheese.
Lorelai: Ahh, my baby's discovered her first hangover food. I wish I had a picture to put next to your clay handprint.
Rory: I think I still have the box.
Lorelai: Send it to me.