Jess Quote #107
Quote from Jess in Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels
Gypsy: I'll have you out of here tonight. Go away and come back at closing.
Jess: Fine.
Gypsy: And bring a lot of money because I'm going to overcharge you like you've never been overcharged before.
Jess: I'll bet you say that to all the guys.
Gypsy: On second thought, maybe I'm closing early tonight.
Jess: I'm going.
[Jess stops in his tracks when he sees the back of a girl with long, brown hair]
Gypsy: That's not her.
Jess: What?
Gypsy: She cut her hair.
Jess: Don't know what you're talking about.
Gypsy: Okay, my mistake.
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Rory: I think we're late.
Lorelai: We're not late.
Rory: Well, Grandma said dinner starts at six.
Lorelai: Yeah, well that means seven.
Rory: In what universe?
Lorelai: They invite you at six knowing you won't be here until seven so dinner won't start until eight. Actually we're early.
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Lane: Hey, did somebody sit on me just now?
Lorelai: No, why?
Lane: My hip hurts.
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Quote from Jess
Luke: Jess, we have to do something about this.
Jess: Like what?
Luke: I don't know. We have to say something.
Jess: Like what?
Luke: He's a grown man with an Etch-A-Sketch!
Jess: So shake him real hard. Maybe he'll disappear.