Emily Quote #286
Richard: You mean Jason was in his element.
Emily: He caroused along with the best of them.
Lorelai: You carouse any, Dad?
Richard: I played a little craps, but the tables were ice-cold.
Emily: What's the next outing Jason has planned for your clients, Richard? Spring break in Cancun so you can do shots off people's bellies?
Lorelai: I'm uncomfortable hearing you say that.
Rory: Me, too.
Richard: I can assure you, Emily, that there are no belly shots in our future.
Lorelai: Although doing one off Dad's belly is okay. You're married.
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Lorelai: Yeah, the stores you normally have to go to, they're on the internet now.
Emily: But going to a nice store is half the fun of shopping. I like being greeted at the door and the bustle of people and the shoes and clothes all lined up nice and pretty.
Lorelai: That's true.
Rory: Yeah, we like that, too.
Emily: Having someone help you pick out the right thing or help you exchange it if it's not right. With the internet, what do you do? Mail it back?
Lorelai: We usually just forget.
Rory: Yeah.
Emily: So you're just out the money?
Rory: Pretty much.
Emily: I don't get it.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: So, is she moving in with you?
Luke: No.
Luke: What, no?
Lorelai: You're husband and wife. It's not a crazy question.
Luke: No, we're man and woman. We're just seeing each other as if we're not husband and wife.
Lorelai: Oh, well, the state of Connecticut sees it differently, you know. To the state, you're sharing a toothbrush holder and deciding together whether there's enough in the dishwasher to justify running it.
Luke: Hopefully, the state will stay out of my way.
Quote from Paris
Paris: Hey, hug a dolphin another day, all right? We need to rev up the gunships and retaliate before the next strike. We gotta go full-out Sharon.