Kirk Quote #96
Quote from Kirk in The Festival of Living Art
Kirk: Oh, you must be one of my missing apostles. Still haven't met them all. I'm Christ.
Grant: It's gonna be a lot of fun, huh?
Kirk: Definitely. Which apostle are you?
Grant: Judas.
Kirk: Judas.
Grant: So, where do I go for my fitting?
Kirk: Oh, I think you know where you're going, pal.
Lorelai: Right through that flap. I'll meet you back there.
Grant: Thanks. So I heard you and all the apostles are going to Shakey's later.
Kirk: You heard wrong, friend. We're not going to Shakey's.
Grant: Oh, okay. Maybe some other time.
Kirk: Yeah, some other time.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Festival of Living Art’ Quotes
Quote from Kirk
Kirk: You would fold?
Taylor Doose: What was that, Kirk?
Kirk: You would fold due simply to hardship?
Taylor Doose: Not now, Kirk. Keep everything where it is, guys. No reason to unload it just to load it again.
Kirk: Would you follow blind guides which strain at a gnat and swallow a camel?
Miss Patty: Oh, that's your blood sugar talking, sweetie. Eat a candy bar.
Kirk: This is but a crisis of faith.
Taylor Doose: I said not now, Kirk.
Miss Patty: Let him talk. What's the harm?
Kirk: When the road to your destination is revealed to be long and dusty, is your destination's value so diminished?
Taylor Doose: Well, I suppose not, but still-
Kirk: If a storm mars your camp for the night, is it wise to search for high ground or hold your camp 'til the light of new day?
Miss Patty: Well, it's something to think about.
Kirk: A crisis of faith can be delivered, but one must believe to be delivered.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: This is a violation of my civil rights.
Lorelai: You better do what John Ashcroft says or they may just follow us home.
Rory: Unbelievable.
Quote from Kirk
Lorelai: How's your research coming along, Kirk?
Kirk: Good, although I got off to a slow start. I didn't realize Jesus wasn't in the Old Testament 'til I hit page 368.