Emily Quote #275
Quote from Emily in An Affair to Remember
Lorelai: I think you're making a little too much of this.
Emily: I saw Mae Richmond at Bay Wellington's two weeks before Halloween. She had ample time to bring it up then, and nothing. Not a word. I think it might be time to go after their ball machine. [Richard chuckles]
Rory: Their ball machine?
Richard: They have a ball machine on their tennis court that is extraordinarily loud and unpredictable.
Emily: Flying, thumping balls all over the place.
Lorelai: Flying, thumping what all over the place?
Emily: Balls. [Lorelai chuckles] You are four.
Lorelai: And balls are funny.
Richard: Don't worry, Emily. If the homeowners association doesn't do anything, we'll take this to the neighbors, get a petition going.
Lorelai: Or if that doesn't work, you could throw some hoods on and burn a full-size Mars bar on their front lawn.
Emily: King-size, Lorelai. King-size.
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