Rory Quote #457
Quote from Rory in The Fundamental Things Apply
Rory: [on the phone] You're right. I've never dated before, and I know that now because of this feeling I have. I've never had this feeling before. Sort of frozen, sort of unsure, sort of wishing you'd read a lot of dating articles in preparation? I have no idea what I'm doing here, and everyone is staring at me because they know we're on a bad first date.
Lorelai: Oh, so the guy's a dud?
Rory: Trevor's fine. I'm moronic. I bring the conversation to a crashing halt every time I speak.
Lorelai: Well, where is he now?
Rory: In the bathroom, probably pondering my brilliant anecdote about urine mints.
Lorelai: About what?
Rory: You know, when people go to the bathroom and they don't wash their hands and they come out and they take a mint.
Lorelai: [gasps] Oh, my God. I've been eating those mints for years. [to Luke] Hey, did you know about urine mints?
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Quote from Lane
Lane: My mom ordered all the okra in the Western Hemisphere. She got a great deal and I'm starving to death.
Rory: Swallow.
Lane: Between Seventh Day Adventist college and my mom's new fascination with ordering on the internet, my future looks very grim.
Rory: You want a Coke?
Lane: No, no time for liquids. I have to be home for dinner in four minutes. Another piece, please? Great. Okay, this is good. You all look good. Things are good?
Rory: Things are-
Lane: Okay, gotta go. Thanks for the grub. [runs out]
Lorelai: She is so throwing up on the way home.
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: Hey, Luke. What's going on?
Luke: Oh, well, Tom called. The banister on the stairs has to be replaced. It'll be $4,000. Tamsin Cordally called. He needs a deposit on the quartersawn oak. It'll be $4,000. Julio the landscaper called. I have no idea what he said, but it's going to be $4,000. Vicki from Vicki's Horse Supply called. She thinks Pepper and Gunsmoke would suit your needs, but Gunsmoke snores, so the stables can't be too close to the guests' bedrooms. Rory's looking for her black Converse, and, oh, one last thing... I'm not taking messages for you anymore!
Lorelai: Sorry.
Luke: What did you do, have business cards printed up?
Lorelai: People just know I'm here a lot.
Luke: I missed a call from my meat guy because I was on the phone discussing Gunsmoke's deviated septum.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: You've been stomping around, barking at people for days.
Luke: I have not.
Lorelai: Yes, Cujo, you have.
Luke: I always talk to people like that.
Lorelai: No, Benji, you don't.
Luke: I'll be fine tomorrow.
Lorelai: Really, Lassie? Why is that?