Paris Quote #149
Quote from Paris in That'll Do, Pig
Paris: It was perfect. They had a Christmas tree twelve feet tall. Everything was red and silver and there was eggnog. Have you ever had eggnog?
Rory: Yes, I have.
Paris: It's disgusting.
Rory: Yes, it is.
Paris: But disgusting in a really great way. And they had tiny wreaths hanging from every doorknob, and mistletoe and candles everywhere. I couldn't believe it. I mean, I've never had a Christmas before. One year, I asked my mother if we could get a Chanukah bush. She made me watch Shoah the rest of the week. The place smelled like cinnamon all the time, and there was a fire in the fireplace, and a ton of presents. I mean, hundreds of presents. I'm looking at this mound of gifts, and I'm thinking, "Eight days of Hanukah... who was the skinflint who thought up that deal?"
Rory: Don't the eight days symbolize something?
Paris: Yes, they symbolize eight days of ripping off the little kids who can't have a Hanukah bush.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘That'll Do, Pig’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: Wow, look at all the bags.
Lorelai: Yes, I went shopping for my father's birthday present today, which was great for about fifteen minutes, until it all came back to me.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: The fact that I totally suck at buying my father presents.
Rory: He'll like whatever you get him.
Lorelai: If I slip him a quaalude, he'll like whatever I get him.
Rory: They are not that bad.
Lorelai: My intentions are always good, and I never put a price limit on it. I even went so far as to follow older men around the store who kind of looked like my dad to see what they were buying, which didn't help me with ideas, but I did get asked to the antique car show.
Quote from Rory
Rory: This is weird.
Dean: What's weird?
Rory: How we keep randomly bumping into each other like this.
Dean: It wasn't exactly random bumping into you at your house.
Rory: Right, I live there, not so random.
Dean: Though, this, right now...
Rory: Random.
Dean: Very random.
Rory: That's probably the most the word random's been used in a two minutes period in a really long time.
Quote from Kirk
Kirk: Today we have an almond tort, an apple pandowdy, and various marzipan fruits made by a sect of cloistered nuns in Toledo.
Dean: I'll have a piece of pie.
Kirk: Cherry, peach, chocolate, pumpkin, custard...
Dean: Custard's fine.
Kirk: There's more.
Dean: I know, but custard's fine.
Kirk: You don't wanna hear the rest?
Dean: I am really good with the custard.
Kirk: But they made memorize thirty different flavors.
Dean: Kirk?
Kirk: Yes?
Dean: Custard is fine.
Kirk: You want ice cream with that?
Dean: Are there different flavors?
Kirk: Thirty-two.
Dean: Just the pie.