Kirk Quote #37
Quote from Kirk in I Can't Get Started
Kirk: Luke, I've only got ten minutes. How fast can you make a ham on rye?
Luke: I never clocked it, Kirk.
Kirk: Do you think it could be fast?
Luke: Yes, Kirk, of all the sandwiches, I do believe the ham on rye is one of the faster ones to assemble.
Kirk: What about a patty melt? Same time frame?
Luke: Probably longer.
Kirk: Really?
Luke: Yes, I have to grill a hamburger. Where as with the other one, I just put the ham on the bread.
Kirk: What if I want the bread on the ham on rye toasted? Are we talking somewhere between the patty melt and the un-toasted?
Luke: Probably.
Kirk: Closer to the melt or-
Luke: Kirk.
Kirk: Peanut butter and jelly to go.
Luke: Coming right up.
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Sookie: Well, those are some alternative songs, but I really like this one.
Lorelai: Alternative songs? Good. Let's see. "Hey Jude"?
Sookie: Paul wrote it for Julian to cheer him up.
Lorelai: "Seasons In The Sun"?
Sookie: A sentimental favorite.
Lorelai: "Cat's In The Cradle"?
Sookie: Oh, it makes you reexamine your priorities.
Lorelai: "Don't Cry Out Loud?" Sookie, do you even like Jackson?
Quote from Michel
Lorelai: Michel, how is the RSVP list coming?
Michel: Well, I must say this has been especially challenging for me. When you are talking about a wedding with up to 40 people all living within a five-mile radius, how can one person be expected to keep track of all of that?
Lorelai: Just an answer will do.
Michel: You know, it got a little hairy there for a moment. I almost needed a second sheet of paper.
Lorelai: I'm not going to let you annoy me out of making you handle it.
Michel: Oh, we'll see.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: You know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.
Rory: Hmm.
Lorelai: I mean, think about it. You never hear the word "oy", and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
Emily: Oh, dear God.
Lorelai: "Poodle" is another funny word.
Emily: Please drink up, Lorelai.
Lorelai: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together in the same sentence you'd have a great new catchphrase. Like, "Oy with the poodles already". [Rory laughs] So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise we'll use our favorite new catchphrase: "Oy with the poodles already". I'm telling you, it's knocking "What you talking about, Willis?" out of first place.