Lorelai: Rory, I was supposed to graduate from high school, go to Vassar, marry a Yale man, get myself a proper nickname like Babe or Bunny or Shitsu.
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Instead, I got pregnant. I didn't finish high school, I didn't marry your father, and I ended up in a career that apparently Jessica Hahn would think was beneath her.
Rory: That's not-
Lorelai: I humiliated them. The two proudest people in the world, and I humiliated them. I spoiled their plans. I took their fine upbringing in a world of comfort and opportunity, and I threw it in their faces. I broke their hearts, and they'll never forgive me. I guess I can't expect them to.
Rory: Maybe you're wrong about how they feel about all this. It was a long time ago.
Lorelai: Rory, I don't want them to go. It'll just hurt them, and me.

Rory: First, let me start by saying that Mom doesn't that know I'm here. She'd probably be mad if she knew that I was, but I feel this is important. As you know, Mom's been going to business school at the community college out here for three years now.
Emily: I believe she's mentioned it.
Rory: Well, she's doing very well and she's finishing up. Actually, she's graduating Thursday, and there's going to be a ceremony. And I think it would mean a lot to her if you guys were there. It may not seem like it would, but it's true.
Emily: Well, if it would mean so much to her, then why didn't she invite us herself?
Rory: 'Cause she didn't think you'd want to go. And I get that, but I think it's a mistake. I had a school thing once. And I wasn't sure if Mom would want to go, so I didn't invite her. It was my kindergarten Salute To Vegetables pageant and I was Broccoli and I did a tap dance with a guy that was playing Beets. And the entire number, I was just thinking, "Mom's not here." And it was my fault that she wasn't there. [sighs] Well, it was kind of a life lesson for me. Now, if the thought of going to Mom's graduation upsets you, or makes you unhappy, or uncomfortable in any way then please don't go. Because this is an important night for Mom and if you go, you should go under the right circumstances. Those are the tickets. It's Thursday, 7:00 p.m. It's indoors, so weather's not an issue. You can use them or not. No hard feelings. Do what you feel is best. And, if you don't mind, I would really appreciate it if you would keep this conversation between the three of us. That's all I have to say. Thanks very much for your patience. Now, I believe I have time for a scone before my bus leaves.
Emily: Beatrice, the tea, please.
Rory: Emily, these look delicious. So, Richard, how was your day today?

Lorelai: I hate these books. Hate them.
Rory: No, no.
Lorelai: See that? They're trying to escape. They hate me, too.
Rory: Your books don't hate you.
Lorelai: Rory, my brain is full. It has reached capacity. It's Shea Stadium when the Beatles played. It's cramped, girls are screaming, and I think George is fighting with Ringo.
Rory: You have a very active head.