Lorelai Quote #750

Quote from Lorelai in It Should've Been Lorelai

Rory: Not the Two Fat Ladies again.
Lorelai: Why not? They're brilliant.
Rory: Because it's a cooking show and you don't cook.
Lorelai: That might change.
Rory: Not a chance.
Lorelai: Probably not.
Rory: Plus, we've seen all of them, like, five times. They're all repeats.
Lorelai: Yeah, sadly, because one of the fat ladies met her maker.
Rory: Really? Which one?
Lorelai: The fat one.
Rory: Come on. The one on the motorcycle or the one in the sidecar?
Lorelai: See? It's fun just talking about the two fat ladies.
Rory: Can't we find other really fat people to watch?
Lorelai: That sounded really insensitive.


 ‘It Should've Been Lorelai’ Quotes

Quote from Lane

Lane: [on the phone] Listen, I don't have much time. I've already used up my five minutes of phone time but I had to talk to you. There's a new Belle and Sebastian single coming out today.
Rory: I know.
Lane: I have to have it.
Rory: Okay. Well,
Lane: No, I have to have it.
Rory: I don't know if I have time to pick it up.
Lane: What? Rory, do you want to hear how I used up my phone time today? Talking to Amazon.com, trying to get them to overnight it to me in a plain package referencing something Korean and religious.
Rory: Wouldn't do it, huh?
Lane: I think they notified the government.
Rory: Can't you just wait for your grounding to be over?
Lane: Hey, I am a fanatic audiophile. And that comes with responsibilities that a grounding doesn't alter. I have to have this single and you have to figure out how to get it to me.

Quote from Lane

Rory: [on the phone] So I guess you're still grounded over that whole Henry thing?
Lane: Are you kidding? The mother of all groundings. Mom's done everything but slap a Dr. Dre ankle bracelet on me. I'm not even going to school.
Rory: Isn't it illegal to keep a kid out of school?
Lane: Well, she talked my teachers into me being home-schooled for two weeks. I believe the words "highly contagious" were bandied about. I get five minutes a day of outside phone time, but unlimited time to call the Psalm-A-Day Line. A big rip-off because Psalm 79 has been on there for three days. That's not in keeping with what their name implies which is a new Psalm per day, every day, not the same tired one from the previous days.
Rory: I've never heard anyone get so riled up about psalms before.
Lane: My world has become very small.

Quote from Luke

Lorelai: This morning has been Twilight Zone-y.
Luke: Or Outer Limits-y.
Lorelai: What?
Luke: Great show, just as eerie, same era but no one ever references it.
Lorelai: I'm sorry, I don't speak geek.